I have come up with a solution to yank my life out of this rut by the ends of its beribboned pigtails!

Wanna know wanna know wanna know?!

[Well Ima tell you anyway.]

I NEED TO FIND A NEW GUY TO TEASE.
Any volunteers?

[Disclaimer: If a) you’re a guy and b) you're reading my blog and c) both a and b apply to you, rest assured. By virtue of the fact that you actually have possession of my blog's obsolete URL and are reading my evenmore obsolete posts; it probably means that you're one of my guyfriends and I have nothing against you. Because I have impeccable taste in guyfriends hoho.]

Anyway anyway. BTTP. [That's Back To The Point, for those of you not in the know] I NEED TO FIND A NEW GUY TO TEASE!

And for those of you who're wondering-it doesn't work that way for the opposite gender because if I randomly complain about some random girl, she'd probably b***h back about me in her own journal [like ilurbharrtshahax.blogspot.com] – and anyway if I ranted about a girl it'd be discriminating against my own kind, and where's the sense in that?

Which reminds me. Ima tally up the YESses and the NOses [noses, buaha!] of dear, dearest GEG! [If you have no idea who I’m talking about, you have two options.
a) give up, close this blog window and go stuff yourself with junkfood
b) read on. There is still hope, gallant knight, and the light may yet still be revealed to you.]

#YESses
1. Dark-haired, green-eyed
2. Writes [but writes what, I have no idea.]
3. Is the same grade as I am, but is [miraculously!!!] older than I am. By a few days, I reckon. And since I'm born in January and HARDLY ANYONE is older than me AND in the same grade…well. That's quite a feat. And a furrehkayye coincidence, since I've only ever met around 6 people in my entire life who're older than I am but in the same level.
4. Would look decent with...a new haircut? According to Jae. But then again, Jae's taste is warped. xD
5. Is [and I quote Jae] "Roy sweet". Although as to whether that's a good thing, I dunno. Also, coming from a person who I had to spend ten whole minutes online with trying to get her to recall who Roy was...well. Might not be that reliable yeah. ;D
6. You never know, right? I mean, he could be
[Note to self: Ahh too many YESses. Must stop right here and move onto NOses, ASAP.]

#NOses
1. Um. I’ve never met him, yeah? Andand my dad put the nogo on going to Dubai...So's.
2. He might have a girlfriend. [Or! Potential girlfriend. Like, JAE. Ooh, I sense soap opera drama.]
3. HE LIVES ALL THE WAY IN DUBAI AND UNLESS JAE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SMUGGLE HIM IN HER SUITCASE ALONG WITH THE MINI SNICKERS AND BRINGS HIM HERE FOR CNY, WE'LL NEVER GET TO ACTUALLY MEET.
Which would suck.
4. I have more really awesome reasons.
5. I just haven't thought of them yet.
6. No, I have. But they're just so awesome that, like, it'd be illegal to blog about them here.
7. Because they're reallyreally good reasons.

There.
*tallies on fingers*
7 NOses vs. 65 YESses.

*does random rabbit dance of randomosity*

K NOW TO GO AND MUG. MUGMUGMUGGG.

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